Clever Girl
Clever Girl is our largest Lake Travis party boat, with room for 100 guests. We cap the capacity at 50 for most cruises, but we can accommodate more by special request.
This boat is perfect for large celebrations, from wedding parties to birthday parties to concerts on Lake Travis, this boat can handle just about anything. The photos that come from events on this party boat cannot be matched, and you’d be hard pressed to find a Lake Travis party boat with a better layout or better amenities for any kind of boat party.
Clever Girl is by far the nicest Lake Travis Party Barge, with 50 feet of deck space, a giant Texas flag painted on the deck, bench seating for 28 guests, 4 large coolers, amazing bluetooth speaker system, 14 giant disco balls, a movable bar in the middle, stage for live music on the front of the party boat, and 2 of the nicest restrooms you’ll ever see on a party boat. This boat is the perfect catalyst for an amazing Lake Travis party boat experience.
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A Boat for Every Occasion
- Clean Restrooms
- Wide-open Dance Floor
- Plenty of Shade and Seating
- Loud Bluetooth Sound System
- Extra Large Coolers
- Folding Tables (Upon Request)
- Swim Deck
- Licensed & Experienced Captains & Crew
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Rules when on the boat
Be Cool, Have Fun, & Stay Alive – Read: Don’t Be a Dick & Don’t Die! 😎
ALL are expected to behave like adults, and be respectful of one another at all times. Any rude or disrespectful behavior will result in removal by the police.
Show up ready to have some fun and leave your ego on the shore, this is a happy place.
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE! Our captains work hard, and even though it might seem like a fun job, we take the safety of our customers and our crew very seriously. If the captains/crew deem anyone on the boat a danger to themselves and/or others for any reason, we reserve the right to end the party early with no refund for the missed time. This isn’t something we take advantage of or like having to do, but it comes with the responsibility of the job. It’s only mentioned because we want everyone to have a fun and safe day on the water. Historically these reasons include, but aren’t limited to, an individual being too intoxicated (water, boats, and booze can be dangerous! Don’t drown and pace yourself!), deciding they need to fight someone (chill bro/bro-ette!), aren’t listening to the crew’s instructions and/or being disrespectful to our staff or other lake goers (follow the golden rule
please!).
If people are blatantly littering, we just won’t stand for it. Trash goes in the trash cans! No alcoholic drinks for minor at all times! No underage drinking will be tolerated. If alcohol will be present, any passengers under 21 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. The DISCO Cruise is a 21+ Event, and we keep the average age mid-late 20s & 30s.
No illegal drugs or any illegal substances at all times!
No bad attitudes or mean people. Ain’t nobody got time for that! Leave the attitudes at home please. We’re here to have fun!
If anyone is caught breaking the law or is so drunk they are a danger to themselves or others, then the party is over for your group with no refund.
Please enjoy your time on the water respectfully and responsibly